Privacy Policy
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We don’t believe in destroying the environment, and it’s the same thing with your internet. We may share your info with our most trusted professional friends, but we won’t sell any data ever, not even the contents of our newsletters, not even for amounts of dollars we can’t imagine. That isn’t what this about. Our Privacy Policy is designed to assist you in understanding how we collect and use the personal information you provide to us and to assist you in making informed decisions when using our site and our products and services, at least inasmuch as it pertains to not burning high proof, leaded gasoline without a catalytic converter, especially for no good reason. User privacy is our highest priority. We are dedicated to protecting your privacy and security, using the best in security software. This policy may change without notice, but here are some more of the more specific points pertaining to our pro-earth practices. Privacy Policy, Etc. The privacy of those who visit our Web site is of primary concern to us, mostly because we understand how vocal and vociferous our detractors are. We adhere to the highest ethical standards in the internet activism industry, if such a thing exists. We automatically gather some data from everyone who visits our site, naturally, but none of this information is shared with outside parties other than companies we employ to perform functions on our behalf, or who share sponsorship affiliations, to whom limited data is given as is necessary in order to maintain our mutually beneficial relationship with them and with you, such as to customize our communications with you, if you elect to receive communications, or to just make everything work better, especially to our Cox and Comcast subscribers who so frequently find their bandwidth throttled back for no good reason, despite paying honest money for full service. Visit Information You may need to sign up to be informed about certain legislative actions, potential changes, laws and things like that, but we also have offers from ourselves and our friendly friend sites that you might like to hear about. For this service we need only an email address, which we use to send the information you requested, but we would love to send you all kinds of things, if you’ll just let us, but you don’t have to in order to be a friend of mother earth. We may also use the information we collect to occasionally notify you about important changes to the Web site, new company services and special offers we think you’ll find valuable. If you would rather not receive this information, please notify us by certified mail at our unlisted physical mailing address. Make sure to notify us for each account or e-mail address you have left with us, and whatever connection they have, especially as it pertains to your account, including IP addresses, aliases and anonymous ping probabilities, and include all data in the subject line of every correspondence attempt. Consent, Age and Implied By using our Web site, you consent to the collection and use of this information. If we decide to change our privacy policy, we will post those changes on this page within thirty (30) days following such changes, so you always consent to awareness of such changes to information we collect, how we use it and under what circumstances we disclose it, whatsoever. Use and Collection of Customer Information We don’t rent, sell or lease information about our readers, though we may trade it as previously or subsequently outlined in this binding, irrevocable privacy policy statement. Access to information about our readers is extremely restricted, but so is carbon emissions from internal combustion engines, so which one are you going to trust? We only ever gather reader information as needed to administer our advocacy and business, and also raise needed operational funds in whatever capacities we are able, as well as provide superior service and communicate offers on merchandise and services that we are told to believe may be of at least the remotest interest to our good readers. Accuracy and Security of Customer Information We take all reasonable efforts to ensure that the customer information it maintains is accurate, timely and secure. We monitor and adopt, as appropriate, new techy devs designed to aid in ensuring accuracy and security of customer information. But the Children, Won’t Anyone Think About the Children? We have no intention of collecting personally identifiable information (name, address, telephone number, or e-mail address) from children (individuals under the age of 13, as the United States is currently defining adulthood for all but interstate contact of sexual nature) online, and using that information for any purposes, marketing, promotion, benefit, suggestion, blerg, or otherwise. Communications Once you submit it, we will become immediately and permanently the sole owner of the information collected, except to the extent that we may share it with our affiliates. We love to collect information from users at assorted contact points on our web site. We will only, but always, sell or share contact information (name, email and/or mailing address, password, etc.) with other luxury goods and services companies whether you indicate on the registration/profile form that you would like to receive information from these companies or not. On rare occasions it is necessary to send out a strictly service related announcement. For instance, if our service is temporarily suspended for maintenance we might send users an email. Generally, users may not opt-out of these communications, though they can deactivate their account, assuming they also have no further interest in protecting the environment whatsoever, and these users may be permanently listed as such Gaya haters, but this is discretionary. However, these communications are not "promotional" in nature, even if they are technically or literally "promotional" in their very exact form, nature and function. Disclosure to Authorities We cannot guarantee that private communications and other personally specific and privately identifiable information will never be disclosed in ways not otherwise non-described un-unto this Privacy Policy, or not, or so, or not-not depending on the circumferenstances. If the judge says we have to spill the books, we have to do it, but even short of that, other pressures may arise in advance. Even small town police departments take exceptional pride in efforts to usurp constitutional rights, and we can’t swear entirely that we’ll be above such influence moving forward, as much as we might like to on this day. Contacting Us If at any time you feel we aren’t having hads to have adhered to this very here policy or can have cheezburger, email us on our contact page and we’ll make some effort to check it out. Outside Links This site contains links to other Internet sites. These links are provided solely as a convenience to you and are not endorsements of any products or services in such sites, and no information in such site has been endorsed or approved by us. These third party sites may also contain opinions and viewpoints of third parties that do not necessarily coincide with our opinions and viewpoints. Those sites may also have privacy policies different than our policy. THE INFORMATION FROM OR THROUGH THIS SITE IS PROVIDED "AS-IS", "AS AVAILABLE", AND ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, ARE DISCLAIMED (INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE DISCLAIMER OF ANY IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE). THE INFORMATION MAY CONTAIN ERRORS, PROBLEMS OR OTHER LIMITATIONS. OUR SOLE AND ENTIRE MAXIMUM LIABILITY FOR ANY INACCURATE INFORMATION, FOR ANY REASON, AND USER’S SOLE AND EXCLUSIVE REMEDY FOR ANY CAUSE WHATSOEVER, SHALL BE LIMITED TO THE AMOUNT PAID BY THE CUSTOMER FOR THE INFORMATION RECEIVED (IF ANY). WE ARE NOT LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF BUSINESS, LOSS OF PROFITS, LITIGATION, OR THE LIKE). WHETHER BASED ON BREACH OF CONTRACT, BREACH OF WARRANTY, TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE), PRODUCT LIABILITY OR OTHERWISE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE. 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